Tea Party Diva

My Council Home help girl squashed my dreams of a celebrity life on the London stage. “You’re too old, Mrs O’Dwyer, the ad says 16-35″.

I said I thought it was the clothing size, but she just gave me a polite sneer.

I was contemplating ways I could wreak some small vengeance for her appalling ageing-hippie, tell-it-like-it-is attitude, maybe ripping the flower decals off her car, when she showed me a lovely blog full of tea-cakes and other goodies.

So I’ve settled down with an aspro, a large glass of sherry, and I’m going to read the Tea Party Diva and plan a little tea party for my cronies. Then I can be a Tea Party Diva too.