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	<title>Queenie at Large</title>
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	<description>Queenie of Collingwood, a lady of advanced years, lives in impoverished yet genteel circumstances. She dictates this blog to a neighbour in exchange for racing tips.</description>
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		<title>More marvelous manifestations</title>
		<link>http://pensioner.wordpress.com/2007/08/17/more-marvelous-manifestations/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Aug 2007 08:45:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Not to be outdone by sporadic appearances of Virgin Mary, (the latest being on an old tired bit of banana), every other fruit and veggie worth its salt is joining the rush to be classified as holy. Take for example this humble spud. To the uninitiated it appears to be an ordinary common or garden [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=pensioner.wordpress.com&amp;blog=1476423&amp;post=132&amp;subd=pensioner&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Happy Birthday, Elvis</title>
		<link>http://pensioner.wordpress.com/2007/08/16/happy-birthday-elvis/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Aug 2007 10:00:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s a nice age, 72. A nice round figure, probably along the lines of his figure now. I&#8217;m quite sure he would have lost all those pounds he was carrying 30 years ago, (well he has, hasn&#8217;t he?) My friend Reg who knows a lot about fillies is 72. It&#8217;s not a bad age for [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=pensioner.wordpress.com&amp;blog=1476423&amp;post=131&amp;subd=pensioner&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>She&#8217;s back!!</title>
		<link>http://pensioner.wordpress.com/2007/08/15/shes-back-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Aug 2007 09:45:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Q</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[holy world tour]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve been wondering where the BVM has been of late. It&#8217;s been a while since she was spotted lounging on a chocolate chip, loitering on a cheese sandwich or gracing a dish of rancid fat with her celestial presence. To tell you the truth I had almost forgotten about heavenly manifestations. But my Council Home [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=pensioner.wordpress.com&amp;blog=1476423&amp;post=130&amp;subd=pensioner&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>I knew my cat was dippy</title>
		<link>http://pensioner.wordpress.com/2007/08/15/i-knew-my-cat-was-dippy/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Aug 2007 02:49:40 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[bizarre]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[More than half of all cats over age 15 are bloody senile! Most, if not all, mammals, can suffer age-related conditions normally associated with people, and in the case of cats, the main difference is that a 15-year-old individual can be compared to an 85-year-old person. (About half of all octogenarians show signs of dementia.) [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=pensioner.wordpress.com&amp;blog=1476423&amp;post=129&amp;subd=pensioner&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Plucky Pensioner at Large</title>
		<link>http://pensioner.wordpress.com/2007/08/14/plucky-pensioner-at-large/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Aug 2007 11:32:37 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[pensioner news]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[This plucky pensioner led police on a low-speed chase around Middlesbrough, England &#8211; and then gave officers the slip. The lukewarm pursuit started after he caused traffic chaos by crawling down the fast lane of a busy dual carriageway. Police asked the stubborn senior citizen to pull over. But he defiantly cranked his battery-powered mobility [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=pensioner.wordpress.com&amp;blog=1476423&amp;post=128&amp;subd=pensioner&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Rubbish is in the eye of the Beholder</title>
		<link>http://pensioner.wordpress.com/2007/08/07/rubbish-is-in-the-eye-of-the-beholder/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Aug 2007 00:26:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Q</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[When you see people searching through rubbish bins you probably have one of two reactions: pity or disgust. Save your reactions. You could be looking at me. I am a student of Neology, the science of going through what people have thrown out on the street. As a pioneer neologist, I have turned &#8220;field walking,&#8221; [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=pensioner.wordpress.com&amp;blog=1476423&amp;post=124&amp;subd=pensioner&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Take a taxi instead</title>
		<link>http://pensioner.wordpress.com/2007/08/06/take-a-taxi-instead/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Aug 2007 11:58:00 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[health and fitness]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[My Council Home Help girl has been going on and on at me about my excessive use of paper towels. Well, I ask you, what else does a lady of genteel upbringing do when she is a little incontinent from time to time? But the blasted girl never lets up about me destroying the forests, [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=pensioner.wordpress.com&amp;blog=1476423&amp;post=123&amp;subd=pensioner&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>The Dancing Belly</title>
		<link>http://pensioner.wordpress.com/2007/07/31/the-dancing-belly/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 31 Jul 2007 22:04:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Q</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[health and fitness]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve taken up belly dancing. And now I know it&#8217;s actually called Raqs Sharqi. What really impressed me was the flyer pushed through my letter box which clearly explained that &#8230; Many see Raqs Sharqi as a woman&#8217;s dance, celebrating the sensuality and power of being a mature woman. A common school of thought believes [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=pensioner.wordpress.com&amp;blog=1476423&amp;post=122&amp;subd=pensioner&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>I live near a football ground and, although I have&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://pensioner.wordpress.com/2007/05/02/i-live-near-a-football-ground-and-although-i-have/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 May 2007 00:46:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Q</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[grudges]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I live near a football ground and, although I have nothing against football fans, sometimes their manners after a game aren&#8217;t the best. Like taking a leak in my front garden. Well, I think I&#8217;ve found the answer. Austrian officials fed up with motorists stopping to urinate by the roadside have put up fake snake [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=pensioner.wordpress.com&amp;blog=1476423&amp;post=121&amp;subd=pensioner&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Developers win again</title>
		<link>http://pensioner.wordpress.com/2007/05/02/developers-win-again/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 May 2007 00:37:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Q</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[bizarre]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[A huge Chinese Developer has finally won and defeated little home owner, pensioner Wu Pin. For more than 3 years this home has been stuck in the middle of a construction site in a pit in Chongqing city. The developers want to turn the area into a $40m &#8216;Broadway&#8217; square, including apartments and a shopping [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=pensioner.wordpress.com&amp;blog=1476423&amp;post=120&amp;subd=pensioner&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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